“Oops.”

The word "oops" has many connotations. For instance, one might say it when they spill some water on the floor, or they could quietly mutter it when they're cutting someone's hair. Unfortunately, it was the latter that caused the "oops" I heard today.

That Time I Received a Haircut from a Hells Angel

If you've read my blog as far back as 2017, you'll know I haven't had the best of luck when it comes to getting my hair cut. Most notoriously was the disastrous haircut that spawned memorable lines like "...raking through my hair with the ferocity of a recently scorned girlfriend shredding her ex-boyfriend’s letter jacket" and "budget haircuts, like back-alley lobotomies, should be avoided at all costs." If you can't tell from reading those dramatic gems, I desperately hoped my terrible haircutting experiences were over. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case.